Archive for February, 2008
Retro Lite-ing?
Thursday, February 28th, 2008If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!Hello, and welcome back to Tinker’s Toys! I take it you heard about our great sale on retro classic toys? No? Well, are YOU in for some fun! Just step this way… right over here…. now, let’s see. Board games…. […]
Shake Your Booty!
Monday, February 25th, 2008Hey! Hey, Mister! Wait up! You just gotta hear! Down at The Little Music Shop, you know where that is, right? Well, it’s not just sheet music and instruments anymore! They are giving DANCE LESSONS now too, with a REALLY famous dance instructor! No, I am not gonna tell who and spoil the surprise, but […]
Not TOO Tighly Laced!
Thursday, February 21st, 2008Welcome to Cheap Video Rentals! What can I do for you today? How about this great new self help video? It promotes self esteem by giving you a way to be unique and different every day of your life. Really, you ought to rent it now… I can hardly keep it in stock. It […]
All in a Day’s Work!
Sunday, February 17th, 2008Hey there, stranger. Mind if I pull up a piece of that there park bench? No? Thanks. It’s been a mighty long day already, and it’s not even noon yet. Me? I’m a door to door salesman, selling the best greeting cards available this side of the grocery store. And in this town, that’s not […]
Psst… Great New Card Game!
Wednesday, February 13th, 2008Hey, mister! Good to see you again! What’s new? Well, there is some guy down at the park with a great new card game going. I don’t know if he’s a card shark or not, but they say this new GAME is more fun than a barrel of puppies. Or is that monkeys? I get […]
Puzzling!
Sunday, February 10th, 2008Do you like doing puzzles? The Little Bookshop has a great new GADGET just in, for people like you. You know how frustrating it is to need a word unscrambled, defined, or figured out, and you just can’t quite GET it? Well, this little thing they have does all that and more. It unscrambles, defines, […]
The Study of Law and Order
Wednesday, February 6th, 2008The folks down at the Sidestreet Law Office take their job very seriously. Not only do they expect you to do the same, they demand it. To prepare you for any possible litigation, they provide everyone who walks through their door with a PAMPHLET that is designed to ensure that the client understands all about […]
Rock on!
Saturday, February 2nd, 2008Hey, Mister, good to see you again! Have you heard the latest? The music shop has a great new little RADIO in stock, and it’s really special. What makes it different? Well, it only plays music you like! No, not music most people like, music YOU like! You really ought to stop by and check […]
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