Archive for January, 2009
RePetting
Sunday, January 25th, 2009Welcome back!Walking along the Sidestreet, you bypass a man giving a lecture on conversion rate optimization, whatever that is. Heading into the pet store for the second time today, you see that they are now out of the huge Christmas stockings for dogs like the one you had purchased earlier. Sighing, you instead choose […]
Mail Call
Sunday, January 25th, 2009As you step out onto your front porch, you see that the mail has arrived. Noting the number of packages, you wonder who sent what, and so you gather them up and head back into the house. One from your mother, one from your sister, and an envelope containing a sample of Leptorexin. Hmm. Maybe […]
Christmas Re-Stocking
Monday, January 12th, 2009Sitting back, you stare for a moment at the pile of wrapped packages. Not quite satisfied with their appearance, you decide that they will have to do. You wonder for a moment who wound up with YOUR packages, but decide that it’s a moot point, and turn your attention to other things. Turning on the […]
Wrapping It Up
Wednesday, January 7th, 2009After a short rest, you pull yourself out of the chair, rather regretfully, and start opening the boxes the delivery man left for you. This is when you figure out that the delivery man managed to deliver four boxes, and not one of them contains a single thing you actually bought. It is way too […]
