Archive for March, 2009

Wearing Hotel California?

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

Welcome back!Laying the puppy’s new sweater aside, you pick up the next gift. This is one that your mother brought over, but it was actually from your cousin Mike, who had moved to the coast years ago to be the manager of one of those extended stay hotels. Opening the package, you find […]

Pool Party?

Monday, March 30th, 2009

Picking up a large, brightly wrapped package from the pile, you see a smaller box underneath it. Now, how did THAT get there? That isn’t a Christmas present. It’s a small sample box of pool supplies that arrived in the mail a short while back. Presumably, they expect you to buy a pool […]

It’s Curtains For You!

Monday, March 30th, 2009

You find yourself staring at a smallish, soft package. Checking the tag, you see that it is from your youngest cousin, who left the Sidestreet long ago to become an interior design specialist in New York City. Upon opening the package, you find that she has sent you a pair of curtains, sized […]

Job Security?

Monday, March 23rd, 2009

Settling down beside the tree, you notice that Lucy is much more interested in gnawing your slipper than she is in investigating her dog treat stocking. Figures. You pick up a package from the local insurance agent. Odd that he would send a gift, since the last time you saw the man you lost […]

Holiday Repast

Monday, March 23rd, 2009

Lucy has followed you into the kitchen, and you surmise from her antics that, in spite of her massive meal last evening, she is apparently starving to death. You lay down the box with the new memory upgrade in it and prepare omelets for Lucy and yourself. Not the world’s greatest omelets maybe, […]

Christmas Morning

Monday, March 23rd, 2009

Jerking awake suddenly, you realize that your easy chair is way TOO easy. Using the remote control to turn off the white noise on the television screen, you check the time and find out that it is in fact Christmas Day, albeit very early in the morning. You stand up, prompting a complaint from […]

Late Night Munchies

Wednesday, March 18th, 2009

After a short while watching an old favorite, you hear a dog dish being pushed around the kitchen floor. Going to check, you discover that this is Lucy’s way of asking you to fill her dish with crunchies. Through the evening, you answer this call two more times, and begin to seriously wonder […]

Post Modern Napism

Tuesday, March 10th, 2009

You awake from your nap with a start, and, checking the time, realize that you slept a lot longer than you had thought you would. In fact, it’s already dark outside. You let Lucy back in and feed her, wondering how she can be hungry after eating all those cookies. Bits of the […]

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